Ever wanted a retro arcade machine styled coffee table which is also a wireless iTunes media player and let’s you view photographs, movies and search the web? Well you do now! This has to be the ultimate must-have item for any self respecting member of the male population this year, stylish, unique and useful… a retro talking point for your living space which is also functional and almost essential.

The Windows XP system offers their own retro arcade game emulator with online gaming functionality, the wireless capabilities mean you can stream your entire iTunes collection to your stereo with the interface right there on the coffee table under your copy of Wallpaper and bottle of expensive Belgian trappist ale (well you have to be a media ponce to afford it). Rarely has a piece of furniture got us so excited over here at We Heart Stuff HQ, but if we had to have one thing this year….. please god let it be this!