With the threshold of pain at 130 Decibles and a jet aircraft only 50 metres away being 140, you’ve got some kind of grasp on just how stomach churningly loud Kastle Cable’s $200,000, 96 Decibel E.V.A loudspeaker is. Looking like the sort of thing an ELO or Yes fan might get worryingly excited about but packing a punch like Napalm Death playing in your garden shed, the E.V.A is certainly not one thing, understated, another thing it’s not however is boring and that’s what we love about this ridiculous, mahogany behemoth with it’s space age black laquer pyramids which each hold an 18-inch subwoofer, two mid-range compression drivers and two ring radiator compression tweeters.